headlessgunman:

therealmaincharacter started following you

“Welcome. It’s lovely of you to visit.”

“And thank you for letting this humble (yet awesome) future main character visit!  I am the magnificent Asagi Asagiri!  What’s your name, Ms. Drills?”

“I’m gonna soar like an eagle and sting like a freakin’ B2 bomber!” 

For those of you who are in Kyuubey’s Magical Girl Army:

innsmoutheridan:

lonelyaradiabot:

wishingandwading:

honeydiick2:

2econdp2iioniic:

losermachinejunkie:

MAGIC GIRL TITLE GENERATOR

“Devil Slayer Winry…? I can live with that.”

“Crystaline Theif Sollux”

2ure could have been wor2e

2ugar 2iinger 2oldiier 2ollux…

Ebony C)(arm Sorceress Feferi

T)(at’s kinda cool!

battle queen aradiab0t

appr0priate



ribbit



Chemical Theif Invoker Eridan

Ghostly Protector Asagi

askthatunluckyyoukai:

“Exactly. I promise a good support, in exchange of the live of all the angel people we find plus a slave a day. Deal?”

“Only if the angels are downright malicious.  And I’m not particularly fond of people being enslaved.”

(Source: sidecharactersyndrome)

(So, a friend of mine sent me this picture he found of Asagi made with the Black Ops avatar thing.  Pretty damn awesome.)

askthatunluckyyoukai:

She embraced her bazooka, loading it. “Oh, nothing. Just a personal affair. I will throw every weapon I have, nuke included, and you will use me in every battle like one of those units that you all use in your world. You cannot do everything alone, can you.”

“That’s true.  A main character needs a good supporting cast to truly shine.”

(Source: sidecharactersyndrome)

askthatunluckyyoukai:

Fairy : Yea, so I will be still hidden somewhere taking dust. Nah, If it is required, I will kill the ones already there and I will take their place.

But, just asking, there are angels in your world?

“Fine, fine.  Normal shopkeep it is!”

“And there are angels.  Why?”

(Source: sidecharactersyndrome)

askthatunluckyyoukai:

Fairy : HL currency is worth nothing here. Can’t you just get some slaves? I throw a bazooka in it too. If not, then I accept the seller spot. But I will not join that Rosethingy industry that you have there, I will be indipendent.

“I can make it so that you’ll be a secret super important shop keeper that the player must find for awesome equipment!”

(Source: sidecharactersyndrome)

askthatunluckyyoukai:

Fairy : I am not some capitalistic loli. Make that “Sidekick” and you will have a moving armory. Do not worry, I will only steal kills, not the spotlights.

“I ain’t letting you steal my kills, punk.  I guess it’s the HL then?”

(Source: sidecharactersyndrome)